George Carlin

George Carlin and quote from Religion is Bullshit

George Carlin (R.I.P.), in my book, is the all-time King of Stand-up Comedy.  His routines, like ‘Religion is Bullshit’ (transcript available), are classics that will stand the test of time.  Below is a sort of ‘Carlin through the ages’ series of videos.  I start with ‘Religion is Bullshit’ then a ‘Best of’ video, then the rest are mostly full-length videos of entire performances.  Enjoy. Oh, by the way, many of these videos get revoked by YouTube, please alert me if any of these video links are broken and I’ll do my best to relink them.

At the bottom of this page are 2 audio books: ‘When will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops’ (7 hr 30 min) and ‘Napalm and Silly Putty (2 hr 28 min).


Religion is Bullshit (transcript available)

Best of George Carlin (collected routines)

On Location at USC (entire show, 1977)

The Ten Commandments

What Am I Doing in New Jersy? (entire show, 1988)

You Are All Diseased!

Jammin’ in New York (entire show, 1992)

Interview by Art Bell (1999)

Seven Dirty Words (routine, 1999)

At the 92nd Street Y (entire interview by comedienne Judy Gold, 2001)

People Who Ought to Be Killed (routine, 2002)

It’s Bad for Ya (entire show, 2008)

Inside the Actors Studio (Interview)


Classic Carlin

Napalm and Silly Putty (audio book, 2 hr 28 min)

When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops? (audio book, 7 hr 30 min)